Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Buzz Eats a Dead Bat
Buzz's house is becoming a real life bat cave so he decided to bring in one after it dropped dead in his house!
Update on Real Life “Planet of the Apes” Scenario is Texas
We have an update on the baboons that ran free from a research facility in San Antonio
Townsquare Email Drama: Drill Sergeant or Drill Instructor?
Let our company show you how to not use "reply all"
8,009 MORE Offensive Characters The Simpsons Should Do Away With
If you thought Apu was offensive well you probably didn't realize all these other characters are just as bad!
The New Master’s Champ Once Kicked His Own Parents Out of the US Open
All the info you need to know about the winner of The Masters
Buzz and Brandon Totally Mansplain Hot Dudes to the Ladies
Lisa and Joanna did a March Madness bracket with the hot guys from the MCU. Clearly Buzz and Brandon had to show them how to do it correctly.
I Finally Think Beto May Have a Chance Against Ted Cruz
Buzz has a set of reasons why he believes that Beto can totally win it all!
Local TV Required to Air Pro-Trump Propaganda
Here's a collection of local anchors reading their corporate-mandated statements
Celebrate Easter Fool’s by Making Cascarones: Mexican Confetti Eggs
Watch Buzz and Joanna teach you how to make cascaranoes just in time for Easter Fool's!
More ZZZbay Shopping with Buzz
Buzz did it again, he did some online shopping while under the influence of sleep aid medication! Today's shipment include a pillow and The Devil's toe.
The Aztec Death Whistle is the Most Frightening Sound Ever
We all just heard what the Aztec death whistle sounds like and we can never un-hear it again!
Rick Santorum Solutions for All of Our Problems
Rick Santorum thinks he knows the answer to the gun control debate, so maybe he has the answers to other issues.