Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
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Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life! And a gun, too, apparently.
5 OTHER Things the “H” in “IMHO” Could Stand For
Not even the members on the show could agree on what that "H" stands for!
Joanna Vs. Porn Pro in Squirting Contest
Adult film star Alex Grey and our own Joanna compete in our first ever squirting contest!
The Weird, Weird Story of The Black Guy at All the Trump Rallies
Get to know Michael The Black Man, as he calls himself
Texas to Consider Rock Paper Scissors As Traffic Law
The Texas Legislature will consider a measure to make "Rock, Paper, Scissors" the go-to for resolving traffic disputes
3 Things To Remember While Coping With the End Of Infinity War
If Infinity War made you cry, Buzz has three ways to make you feel better.
Another “ZZZ-Bay” Delivery for Buzz
Buzz got another shipment of packages from Amazon/Esty/EBay today we find out what's in them!
Announcing the Coolest Internship Ever (It’s Not With Us)
Love motorcycles? Then this internship is just for you!
What The “Best” Singers Actually Sound Like
Singers' isolated vocals make me feel so much better about myself sometimes
How to Talk Fancy for “Talk Like Shakespeare Day”
Celebrate Talk Like Shakespeare Day with this handy guide
Buzz Eats a Dead Bat
Buzz's house is becoming a real life bat cave so he decided to bring in one after it dropped dead in his house!
Update on Real Life “Planet of the Apes” Scenario is Texas
We have an update on the baboons that ran free from a research facility in San Antonio