Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Radio Station Ghost Finally Captured on Film!
The following images are of a very scary nature.
Local DJ’s Brave Battle Against Sleepiness
Apparently, SOME people wake up and actually feel well-rested in the morning! Who knew?!?
We Now Know Why a Creek in Texas Turned Bright Green
It is like, Hulk green!
Go Fund Me For Anyone Who Will Body Slam Donald Trump
"Any guy who can do a body slam is my kinda guy!"
How Weak is Senator Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test?
Senator Warren’s DNA test is in and it, in fact, shows “absolutely, Native American blood” in her heritage.
Led Zeppelin, Greta Van Fleet Team Up to Form: Ledda Van Fleppelin
I love Mashups! When done well, I think it’s an art form to be able to combine two or more artists or bands and create something new and interesting.
13 Year Old Steals Mom’s New Car, Sister Documents Epic GTA-style Beatdown
It was GTA: El Paso edition!
Tackling by the Hair is Completely OK in the NFL. So Why Does it Rarely Happen?
How is this not a frequent thing?
Gun Range Etiquette: Never Point Loaded Gun at Friend’s Head to Take Selfie
Pretty sure this is lesson one
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Meet Bono Buzz...
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Which Cities in West Texas Drink Poop Water?
When was this survey done? Why didn’t I get to take it? Is it too late to mark me down as an “AWWW, HELL NAH”?