I sprang from my mother’s womb decades ago in a city even hotter than the scorching deserts of West Texas: Palm Springs, Ca. A city filled with gays, old people, and old gays. This is why you can catch me at any gay bars or early bird specials, but make no mistake gentlemen- I am straight. At 10 yrs old, my mom enrolled me in ballet to turn me into a lady, but it didn't work. Instead, I got my first taste of metal hearing Rammenstein’s “Du Hast” during a break in class. My mind was blown and a lifelong love affair with metal and rock music was born. I came to finish school at NMSU and ended up in beautiful West Texas. Since then I’ve been with Buzz Adams on and off for 3 years, rocking your mornings!
Shiner Offering Delicious, Limited Edition Heat Wave 6 Pack
Beat the summer heat with Shiner's refreshing new, limited edition Heat Wave 6 pack! Check out the delicious varieties included here.
Rachel Starr Tells Us Money Shots Are Fake
Last week, we were lucky to have the beautiful porn star Rachel Starr on the morning show to talk about anything and everything!
Baboons Escape Texas Research Facility, Make A Run For It
Check out this incredible video of an escaped baboon running for it from a Texas research facility.
Rare, Never Issued Harry Potter Poster Sold To Texan For $18,000
One very lucky Texan bought an extremely rare, never issued Harry Potter movie poster for a record-breaking $18,000.
Texas Doctor Suspended For Slapping Worker’s Butt, Yelling Satan
A North Texas pediatrician has been temporarily suspended from his practice after months of what fellow workers called "erratic" behavior.
Burglar In Texas Gets Away With The Makings Of A Rap Video
We don't know what this burglar is going to use his stolen goods for, but we'd like to think he's just grabbing supplies for his first music video.
New Mexico Named Worst State For Millennials
A new report looked at all 50 states and the capital to see which are the best and worst for Millennials and sadly the Land of Enchantment didn't fare well.
Can You Write The Two Lowercase Gs? Morning Show Tried And Failed
Even though you've seen both forms of the lowercase G, you may not be able to write both down. The morning show tried, and failed miserably. Can you?
Mark Hoppus Asks Twitter To Give Plot Holes From A Quiet Place
SPOILER ALERT! Mark Hoppus saw A Quiet Place and wanted to know about all the plot holes so he went to Twitter. And Twitter delivered.
One Minute Inside Joanna and Lisa’s Head During The Masters Talk
Buzz and Brandon are really excited about the Masters.....Lisa and Joanna are still trying to figure out why golf is still a "thing."
Whataburger Announces Brand New Shake Flavor
Love salty? Love sweet? Love Whataburger? There's a brand, new shake being offered for a limited time that bring those three together!
Brace Yourself- The $1 Margaritas Are Back At Applebee’s
People have been loving Applebee's $1 drinks of the month and the one that started it all is back this month!