John Schneider, the actor who played Bo Duke on "The Dukes of Hazzard" was sentenced to three days in jail for non-payment of spousal support.
No cameras were allowed in the courtroom. However, we have obtained this transcript:
JUDGE : John Schnieder, former star of Dukes of Hazzard…you are accused of not paying spousal support. What have you to say for yourself?
 
JS: Your Honor…I’m just a good ol’ boy. Never meaning no harm.
 
LAWYER: Your honor, the prosecution objects! He says he’s a good ol’ boy, never meaning no harm. However, he’s been in trouble with the law since the day he was born.
 
JS: Your Honor, I’m just…just…makin’ my way the only way I know how.
 
JUDGE: Well, Mr. Schneider, I’m afraid that just a little more than the law will allow. The court finds in favor of the D.A. You’ll be sentenced to three days in jail and community service.
JS: Damn! I always thought the  mountain might get me but the Law never would.