After surgery on his leg Friday, Buzz Adams was prescribed a mobility device called a "knee scooter". It's really keen and, of course, everyone wanted a turn trying it. Naturally, the crew of idiots who brought you "Office Chair Jousting" and "Hand Truck Polo" were going to find a way to turn it into a game.

Unfortunately, since we only had ONE knee scooter to work with we couldn't do a thrilling side-by-side race like something out of "Ben-Hur". Instead, we're going to have to settle for the time trial version of knee scooter racing. Hopefully, once we're able to pick up some sponsors we'll be able to afford multiple mobility scooters and...who knows...maybe someday an banked track?