A question threatens to rip the internet apart and this time it isn’t about whether that dress is blue or gold. The stakes are much higher this time. We are a people divided.

Does a straw have 1 hole or 2?

This question has been, for the last 72 hours, debated on many different levels. Is it a physics question? A philosophical question? Or is it all really just about semantics? Whichever, it’s interesting to note that here during the week leading up to Super Bowl LII, I have heard waaaay less arguing about Patriots or Eagles than I have about “One hole or Two” ( a debate, coincidentally, that every guy eventually has to have with his girlfriend or wife).

We present the visual arguments for both positions. Taking the One Hole position: Brandon and Lisa. On the Two Hole side, Buzz and Joanna.