Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
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Do you love your kid this much?!
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These bands deserve it!
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I’d just like to point out that “Cats” has always looked creepy
What, Exactly, Does Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina Candle Smell Like?
Burlington Coat Factory has candles for under four dollars that don’t smell like ANYBODY’S genitals.
Watch a Big, Hairy Beaver Pee on a Lot of People
Sit in the front row at your own risk
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It was really hard narrowing it down to just four but that’s what doing a Monday Mt. Rushmore is all about
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Are these gadgets real or fake?!
For $25 a Pop, New Device Offers Relief for Premature E****lators
I have other methods you can use
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Was the puppy just waiting there in the cold?!
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Who had sex with Palpatine?!
Buzz’s Deadly “Kitchen Supplies” that is Almost Certainly Illegal
This cannot be legal!
Reindeer Boobs are Back!
It's the most wonderful time of the year!