El Paso Strip Club Online Review is Brilliant
I've been to my fair share of strip clubs in my time. First of all, I grew up in Portland, OR, which is very proud of their 'Most Strip Clubs Per Capita' title. Don't be thinking that's anything really be proud of though. That just means that the talent pool has been watered down significantly. There are some solid places in Portland, but there are also some super divey places that you only go into on a dare.
One such place was right down the street from my house. It was called 'Beavers Inn'. It was basically a double-wide turned into a strip club...with shag carpet by the way. One truly horrific story comes from some friends of mine. They were in the club one night because, well, I'm not really sure why with so many other options out there. One of the guys gets a lap dance. Nothing out of the ordinary, but he was smoking at the time and during the lap dance he got some ash in his eye and it burnt like Hell.
They ended up leaving the club and the next day he woke up to a badly swollen and red eye. Bad enough that he decided to head to the doctor to get it checked out. He had to make sure he didn't burn himself with the ash from his cigarette. As the doctor gets looking around his eye, the doc notices it wasn't ash the landed in his eye the night before. It was a crab. A CRAB! It had long jumped off this strippers hooha INTO his eye!
Now I wasn't there so I can't actually verify this story, but I'm going to tell it nonetheless. Anyway, now for the reason you are here. There wasn't a recent review put up about Jaguars in El Paso... and it's brilliant...
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